Controls: WASD to move your turtle, 'k' to make him shoot.
Instructions: Defeat the boss to collect your prizes.
Tip: It would hurt if you got hit, so try to stay alive.
If we had anything to output, it would go here.
Save
If you would like to save your game, select a slot and hit the save button.
There really is nothing to buy for your turtle right now, ho hum.
Waffles Eaten = 0
Woah! Don't know how to play? How could that be. Are you new? Or have you just been away for a while.
Either way, it doesn't matter. What would you like to know?
Try feeding your magic waffle turtle. Maybe something fun will happen. I heard he likes blueberry muffins...
Fed him? Cool. Now what?
Hey, look! A shop!
I wonder what would happen if I were to eat some of those waffles...