I am a loser. No, I'm below loser (sub-loser?)

Not only did I buy a 5 game ticket, but I didn't match a single number on any game haha

And 3 people won the jackpot.

galled: I blow at foosball. My only strategy is to slap the handles as hard as I can and hope the ball makes it in. Lemon Cheesecake: it's cold as balls outside but we haven't had any snow here yet. What about you? http://s14.postimg.org/jox0b2iip/image.jpg Maro: hei baby. I bought a powerball ticke...

This is how I envision a hoverboard, which exponentially cooler than those self-balancing scooters:

http://huvrtech.com

Why have you forsaken me?

Which idiot named them hover boards?

A while ago I read that they were illegal in my city because they couldn't be registered with the DMV.

That show is hilarious. They only made 6 episodes I think but I'd rather have that than a show that drags on for too long without being funny. Here's another part I like:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I66aySW4le8

Furry derrière away

Stubbornly refused to

I have to share this with you:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jVKwd4Cs4tg

I'd rather be stuck in a tree so the fire department can hose me down.

Would you rather know the exact date/time of your death or the cause of your death?

I never played competitively, just for my own fun. I did really well yesterday. I lost a few games in the beginning by the end he didn't have a chance. Being in tournaments would be very exciting. I tried learning tennis at one point but it never caught on. (There is a joke - "I like to watch m...

It translates to "you need to smile to seem alive" (which sounds kill-me goth, I know) but it is pronounced as "nado ulibatsa shtob zhivim kazatsa" which rhymes in Russian.

I learned to be good at ping pong because my high school gym teacher promised a free lunch to anyone who could beat him. Eventually that rule was revised to exclude me. I hate to wake up before any of my friends. I'll give them some time to sleep before yelling "WAKE THE FUCK UP". Here's a...

I'm alright. My house is being fumigated in a few hours so I have to clear out for a while. My friend and I are going out to play ping pong (my forte) later in the day but Im not sure what to do with myself until then. Thanks for asking. How about you?