I really, really like cats. I also like hedgehogs, foxes, and capybaras but all of those are illegal in my state. I have a problem with most dogs. One of my good friends has this large dog and he's always baby-talking to it like "look at the puppy! Pet the puppy! Play with the puppy!". Thi...

I just don't think fish are entertaining. Yeah, you can look at them for a while but that gets old really fast.

Burglar

And how do they feel? I love touching my cat. He's soft and warm. But a fish?

Also, "dog food lid" is "dildo of god" backwards.

I don't know how much pleasure I would obtain from petting a fish.

Then again, my friend plays with his scorpions. So I'm not sure.

Yeah, they probably didn't have much longer to live anyway.

Also, if you cannot pet it, it is not a pet

Thanks for the belated birthday wish. The toga party will have an Ancient Greece theme. And wine. A lot of wine.

Not anymore.

I've never seen Animal House. But I know there is a toga party scene. I want to throw a toga party. It's what I'm planning for my next (21st) birthday.

I saw The Human Centipede 3 with my friend. It was terrible, but we were both stoned and it's always more fun with a friend who you can make comments to each other throughout the movie.

This is the first thing that comes to mind:

watch out for the cameltoe.

Also some songs from E-rotic but I've gotten warnings for posting those so look them up yourself (I like "Max Don't Have Sex With Your Ex")

This weekend I met my best friend's new roommate. He walked in completely drunk, opened the lid of the fish tank, and vomited right into it.

galled: I'm not going to try to befriend him. I have very little left in this college, and I won't have to deal with him again. My priority is passing the class with a good grade. And I will do just that. Lemon Cheesecake: the birthday went well. My family members just gathered together and cooked f...

It is a shrew. An elephant-nosed shrew.

Diana, that was gold.

I saw this today. It's one of my new favorite things:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rvemPyOJZEY

I'm still waiting for Dekoryn and Skye to open. It's been a while

I found this way funnier than I should.

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