Jay: My turtle likes to play hide and seek, so whenever I let him walk around I have to tie a balloon around him just so I can find him. There are other cute stories but they're more me doing something to him instead of him doing something to me :'3
I don't know. I've never used one so I'm unclear on the range of possibilities. I'd probably end up with a lot of useless shit that I thought was cute and/or funny and printed on a whim.
My favourite food would probably have to be mashed potatoes. Just because they're fantastic and you can literally live off of them for the rest of your life.
I find it amusing whenever my family watches me eat my tofu with looks of disgust on their faces; at least I always know that my food is safe if I leave it in the refrigerator.
Shortie bothers me like none other just because they took a perfectly acceptable term for someone shorter than you and turned it into a derogatory term towards women. Gay bugs me as well because, yet again, people use it as a derogatory term for literally everything in existence: it goes from "...