I went fishing once and got a really big fish! Other people called him my brother... Anyway, my brother went fishing a lot and one time he made me hold a fish. I did and slapped him with it.
I heard of the pizza vending machine before. I'd love to have one at home. There is also a Coca Cola vending machine somewhere that gives you free cola when you hug it. That thing always makes me wonder if it would give you Pepsi if you'd kick it.
As a kid, I was afraid of white bunnies thanks to the Holy Grail. Life of Brain has nothing to do with Jesus or Christianity. Jesus comes by a few times, but you only see someone with a light behind his head. My favourite sketch is still the new cheese shop.
We have a black kind of humour and make a lot of word jokes, no matter where we are. Put my brother, my mother and me in a room and you basically have Monty Python live.