Fine with me, lol.

Granted, but you now dance constantly during your waking hours; even as you walk!

I wish this other guy in one of my dreams was fat too, but had an exceptionally chunky backside.

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Granted, but now it will never be updated again.

I wish my little brother got in a dorm/student residence place before now. He still doesn't have a place to stay, but his classes start on Monday. My mom will have to take him to and from school every day, unfortunately.

Envy. If I had to give your avatar a backstory based on the sin, I would say that your avatar tries to be skilled in a variety of water recreational activities because it is envious of individuals who are the stars of aquatic activities.

Granted, but you technically are still without powers since the pokemon and objects that helped facilitate those powers still don't exist. I wish I was very noticeably bottom heavy: with very wide hips and proportionally large buttocks, thighs, and legs. But may my upper half not be insanely out of ...

Granted, but now they'll attempt to constantly explode you which may result in the game's crashing.

I wish I could let go of the extra belongings I have so I can become more minimalist.

Granted, but you no longer have an immune system, and you are numb to anything else that may suggest illness.

I wish I had no parents. My stepdad is so mean.

Granted, but none of the Phineas and Ferb world natives like you. In fact, the animals- including Perry- will attack you on sight. Not only that, but the people and things there are hideous too. I wish I had checked my school email last week to see that I was offered a TA position. Too bad the spots...

Thank you (you did have in mind that these headphones are wireless? Just making sure; I do know that such headphones still have wires in them). Checking the receipt, the pair actually costed ~$10. I exchanged the headphones today for different ones of the same brand (the store have a lot of the bran...

I bought some Core Audio wireless headphones from a Beall's Outlet (like Ross, TJ Maxx, Burlington, etc. discount stores) at least a month ago. They would have costed around $20, but were ~$12 at Beall's. Today I turned them on for the only time in 24 hours, and the left speaker's sound is off. The ...

Granted, but your superhuman abilities can only be activated between at 4am and 5am.

I wish I had a regular copy of the Starman Tarot. I already have a limited edition version, but it's so gorgeous that I don't want it to suffer from wear and tear from using it so many times.

Granted, but you were eventually laid off for those paid days off.

I wish I didn't cut my head hair off months ago. I was nearly bald, but it is coming back. I missed the opportunity to continue braiding my hair.

Granted, but people caught on to this and decided to send a mercenary to sedate you and wipe your memories, preventing you from having the will to travel to other people's dreams again.

I wish my last calculus professor would turn into an orangutan.

Granted, but only after five years worth of reading does your wish come true.

I wish the guy I saw in my dream was much fatter.

Organic