Cheese

Cookie

Candy

Granted, but you are no longer allowed to use your free time towards leisure activities.

I wish I had more Uchuu-kei clothes and shoes.

Esoteric

Conan

Elysium

Granted, but now you're nauseated from feeling so full from eating.

I wish people would storm Area 51 for real.

Thank you Lemon.

Granted, you were a good singer, until your voice gave out, never allowing you to sing like you used to.

I wish I had a real life Mewtwo as a friend.

Granted, but you don't know how, and will not know unless you find a codex somewhere in a trench.

I wish most male humans had large and shapely bottom halves (large butts, legs, thighs, and hips) in relation to their upper bodies, just like women can have, while still appearing attractive.

Darn it. It really looks like two people will show up anyway; now I hope they'll buy.
Granted, but you get awful migraines every time you do.

I wish I would get accepted into the grad school I have in mind to apply to, when I apply.

Granted, but you are now hideous in either form.

I wish people would come to my upcoming webinar and purchase what I'm trying to advertise.

Uchuuko How do driving lessons work where you are? Out of curiosity.... lessons are apparently OPTIONAL? Over here it's compulsory to attend 10 hours of theoretical training and 10~20 hours of practical training (both on the road and in a specialized course) before we can attempt our driving licens...