It is! I like the avatars here more,

No, it means "whip me, please".

My foreign friends screw with me like that. They'll teach me the most offensive phrases disguised as greetings.

Hey Maro, nice place you have here

Sanchicho: thank you!

Turtle Sensei: spyro/costas/romy. I couldn't reset joining once Maro told me about the site,

I know a couple of German phrases that I'll probably never use. My Austrian fiend taught me to say "peitsch mich aus, bitte" so that's cool.

Try again. I don't plan to torture you too long

I've had some ridiculous autocorrects. Like the time my friend wished me wet dreams (instead of sweet dreams).

Yes. More specifically, Sapherna.

My cat scurries away and disappears until the guests leave. One day my superintendent walked in while I was holding him and he cut me so deep as he was squirming away.

Maro: thank you, I'll look into it.

Turtle Sensei: getting warmer...

My ex's dog was the biggest cockblocker. Kept whining until we had to pause and give him attention.

Hehe

*covers eyes*

Guess who?

'Ello. It's 2:23 AM here and I'm starving.

Thank you both for the warm welcome

I'll check out your pond right now.

I joined the site just now. I can't wait to explore and get to know you all! It's so nice to meet you *shakes hand*