I had dog food once. From a bowl. Lost a bet to my ex and had to be his dog for a day. He walked me on a leash through the park. Humiliating is not a strong enough word.
Turtle: I do too! My family isn't as adventurous as I am. They stick with the "tried and true". Once we were in Israel and we saw turkey testiclee on the menu. My father didnt believe me so we made a bet that if they were there, he'd have to eat them. He lost.
I prefer homemade food. I like a hot pocket every now and then. Have you seen the hot pocket commercials? They make hot pockets look gourmet. Hot pockets are NOT made out of freshly sliced roasted meat