I'm Link, Hero of time, and this is my favorite hangout in the citadel.

...now where's my discount.

I resolve to clean my house more, bathe and eat regularly... -Sighs.- Can't beat depression without actually trying, right?

Why.. when I post in a thread.. that had pots not a minuet old.. they vanish.

-Finds a couch to curl up on.-

Aha. nvm. I just found one. ^ ^

..are the penguin hunt still happening?

What are you doing, Panza. o u o -giggled.-

Zevron is my sexy exotic house boy. Fenris is skimpy shorts wearing pool boy. Cullen cleans. Alistair ..also cleans, he's not allowed to cook. Oh god, Anders shouldn't be allowed to cook either! Zevron will be the cook. -nods.- He'll work with fenris to find wine pairings.. ....I should build a grot...

Good~ It was supposed to.

Anders is my scruffy torcherd waifu.

-Munches tiny cracker puffs.- ~<3

Yes. Gold fishes are delicious.

Sensei! I'm hungry~ o A o

Lina wrote:Hey there. Good afternoon/evening guys.

Hello! ^ ^

OH! my deer sweet cullen. I await the day a mod come out to take away your gender/race restriction~<3 Only then can you know the wonderful relationship you can have with a male Qunari!

Muwahahahahahaha!!!