Horse!

The items look so cool!~

I knew it! It's all a conspiracy!
...

Oh, thank you! Actually, it's kind of funny, I've had the account for maybe six months now? Just never decided to use it till now.

It was worrisome, I regret not reporting it to someone. She might have been? It was a few years ago so- I try to just avoid plane rides in general. They just seem to put me in an awkward situation. Ah, that sounds awful! Well, depending how much you needed to go. But I'd probably not try that either...

Graceful~

Is that a chicken little reference there?
Sneaky~

Hmm, does a plane count? I have quite a few others... Once I was on my way to the of Nebraska in the U.S. and I was one of the first people to get on the plane. Since I was alone, some stranger got a seat next to me, and she got to sit on the window seat(Lucky!). She decided to get up and so I moved...

Now I'm going to be serious with this question. Absolutely serious. No I mean it.

I'd be dead as soon as the zombie stuff started happening. Zombies man.

-quietly waves and searches for any hidden monkeys-

You never know..
They could be under your very bed.

But- uh... Where is the magical muffins this title promised?

Was I lied to?

Does space count? o:

I feel like there will be no end of this.
Or no prize.

The cake is a lie.