Monkey Madness Mayhem

[Lemon Cheesecake]

maybe the Clampett's on the Beverly Hill Billies show?

[MonkeyGirl18]

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

[MonkeyGirl18]

Iyay onday'tay ikelay amspay! AMSPay AMSPay AMSPay ACONBay AMSPay EGGyay ANDyay AMSPay!

[Fiel-kun]

Bump!

Bump!

[Lemon Cheesecake]

not everyone knows what spam is. I have eaten it only a couple times, better fried.

[MonkeyGirl18]

I've never had spam. I only posted because it said spam a lot and this is a spam thread lol

[Maro]

hahaha I remember that sketch it was funny as heck


I like spam fried with eggs or in a sandwich

[murmurlade]

//slams door open
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

//leaves

[Maro]

bacon is too crunchy

[murmurlade]

I don't like many american/british breakfast foods either, to be honest. I can only stomach light stuff, like maybe a cup of tea. ><

[Fiel-kun]

I looooveee Bacons but hate the grease!
Its too oily lol

[Maro]

i like eggs and sausage and tea or coffee in the morning

[MonkeyGirl18]

Bake your bacon and it won't be so greasy.

I don't eat breakfast. I don't believe in breakfast.

[murmurlade]

nye he he, i take my coffee black if it needs to wake me up. other than that i go overboard with the sugar ^q^

eggs and sausage.. just thinking of eating it for breakfast makes me wanna puke.

@ mon baked bacon?! what is this preposterous idea?! why don't you believe in breakfast. breakfast is sad. BREAKFAST JUST WANTS TO BE BELIEVED IN LIKE THE OTHER MEALTIMES!

[MonkeyGirl18]

Baked bacon takes like regular cooked bacon. It just doesn't have all the grease.

I don't wake up in time to eat breakfast. It is non-existant in my life.