Customer #1: Do you have those apple pies with strawberry and cream?
Me -to customer-: yes, we do have strawberry cream pies.
Me -in my head-:
Customer #2: Can I have a Whopper Jr. Meal?
Me: I'm sorry? -trying to make sure I heard correctly-
Customer: I want a Whopper Jr.
Me: Um, we don't sell Whoppers.
Customer: lol, oh, right.