by Kyndreth » Wed Mar 29, 2017 11:41 am
Heeeeh XD
Glad you found that quotable!
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It'd be like... Oooh, remember that time we talked about blah blah blah~
HiveMind(HM) A: yes! Shut up!
Oh... okay...
*to another hivemind member*
Heeeey, so about that project you were doing, wouldn't it be cool if...
*rattles on about random nonsensical completely implausible ideas*
-hivemind member can't run away anymore-
HiveMind(HM) B: Shush! I'm trying to concentrate on this project!
Ohh.... Okay!
*runs off to find another hivemind member*
Sooooo...
HiveMind(HM) C: Oh god, not again! I'm busy! Find someone else!
-mentally retreating-
B-but! Waait I've got IDEAS! for SCIENCE! and STORIES!
HiveMind(HM) C: Oh god! HELP!
HiveMind (ALL): SHUT UP WE'RE BUSY!!!
oh... okay...
*draws in the sand with toes*
Oooh, but what about~!
HiveMind (ALL): GAH!!!
Kyndreth: *huffs* Uh... Rude! Just for that I'm gonna tell you all my ideas anyways~! You can't shut me up~! I'm part of the hivemind now!!!
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Narrator: And this... children, is how the great hero Kyndreth single-handedly rescued humanity from the Alien hivemind.
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*Resistance struggling and shooting, it's a warzone, suddenly alien motherships swoop down and pull all the HM humans away/release other humans while dropping Kyndreth back*
HiveMind: OH GOD! We surrender. We'll give you tech! We'll release your humans! We'll pay reparations! We'll leaave! Just take her baaack!
Kyndreth: Noooo!!! I have IDEAS! You're feeding me IDEAS!, you can't do this to meeee!!!
HM: Oh god, run hurry get her out of our hivemind! Pleeeaaase, we're begging you!!!
*the resistance is confused*
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Kyndreth: Uwuuuu... this was so unfair! Hivemind come back!
Narrator: ...ignore her children.
Child A: But that's the great hero Kyndreth
Child B: Yeaah, didn't she save humanity?
Kyndreth: Boohoohoo! I was soo close to getting them to write my stories for me!
Narrator: Ignore her.
Children: But-!
Narrator: IGNORE HER!
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Years later:
Humanity: OH GOD!! HIVEMIND! COME BACK! TAKE US OFF THIS PLANET! SHE HASN'T STOPPED SINCE YOU LEFT!
Kyndreth: Sheesh, it's like humanity lost its collective manners. Tranqs? C'mon! I was talking here!
Human A: That's exactly the point!
Kyndreth: Puh-leaze~ Thanks to hivemind assimilation, I'm practically immortal anyways. And is it just me or are your tranqs getting weaker. I was only out for...
*checks watch*
Eh... couple minutes or so.
*gets shot with another round of tranqs, collapses*
*wakes up faster*
*checks watch*
Kyndreth: Hoooh, cool, it was just a minute and a half this time! Again!
Humanity: Oh god she's adapting!