Stories from a 5th grade teacher~

[Mousy]

So...
New story for today.....

one of my precious angel babies brought me a toilet seat today.

A
TOILET
SEAT.

I asked him where it came from...
"oh.. the boys bathroom."
me- "PUT IT BACK!"

[Sanchicho]

Wtf
why would anyone do that?

[Karl]

LOL what an offering.

Points for originality,

[MystMist]

He brought it to you? He should have hanged it in a tree!

[Mousy]

New (creepy) Story for TODAY!

My 2nd period class was really excited to show me something, so I told them they could show me whatever it was at the END of class.

Fast Forward to the end of the class~
Me- "Okay, what did you guys want to show me? "
Girl 1- (in a very innocent sounding little girl voice) "Ring around the rosie..."
Girl 2- joining in the 2nd time "Ring around the rosie...."
Girl 3- Joining in the 3rd time "Ring around the rosie..."
At this point they are all 3 right in front of me and I can't see the rest of the class.
Girl 1- whispers "annabelle's coming!"
The girls move away from my vision and I see the rest of the class. They are all laying on the floor.
Boy- sits up and says "We're dead!" and lays back down.
Girl 1- turns to me and says "Chuckie's coming for YOU!"
Then the whole class laughs and we leave for music.

W
T
F

[Blue Jay]

Mousy that is funny and creepy at the same time!

[Mousy]

My kids are crazy..
I guess they planned that at recess. XD

[Blue Jay]

Yeah that would make sense! I think the only thing I ever did was tease a teacher for playing the online game Snood years ago during class. XD

[Ryvvi]

wth.
ha blue jay, just reminded me of the time this teachers dating site profile came up on the projector when he turned it on xD

[Bacokatt]

Ah, I remember those several days when I attended school.
When I was in year 3, primary school, I brought a hand grenade to school and they sent me home.
I wouldn't let the principle take my grenade though. I just left since they were sending me home anyway.
We were doing show and tell and I brought it for my friend to see because of another story that I won't tell you also involving a grenade that wasn't my grenade. I found it in a crate when I was 4, and I've had it ever since.

[Spyridon]

In 4th grade I called my classmate a catamite and got detention for it.

The next year I got detention for daring a kid to lick around the inner rim of a soda can with the tab off after he cut his tongue.

[Blue Jay]

Bwahaha that is funny Ryvvi!!!

[Mousy]

I'm leaving you with this.
I was going through notebooks, trying to figure out who belonged to this mysterious notebook that just appeared, and found this gem on the back cover.
Young man has a plan!

[Blue Jay]

OMG that is funny as anything Mousy. If I read that in class I would of been caught. XD

[Mousy]

I found it in the middle of class and I had a really hard time holding myself together. XD