Maro's Marshmallovv Mansion

[I Shall Engrave]

I know. Why would you do that to yourself? It's not sexy. And it must be a bitch to find bras and tops.

[Maro]

It looks so disgusting i nearly threvv up on my laptop

[I Shall Engrave]

I bet if you popped them they'd flood like a dam.

I was shopping with my ex and there was a woman with these long, saggy tits who was giving him an attitude. He looks at her and says "you know, if you spin around fast enough you could take flight".

[Maro]

Haaaaahhhh niceee that's a good one o3o


and yeah probably -shudder-

[I Shall Engrave]

He has no problem approaching and calling out random strangers. It's gotten him in trouble several times but some people are too stunned to respond.

[Maro]

My boyfriend's pretty much the same vvay honestly

[I Shall Engrave]

We saw Planet of the Apes in theaters and at the end of it he tore off his shirt and ran through the theater screaming "CAESAR IS HOME!" Until security had to stop him.

[Maro]

You're the 666th post ! Getting a prize in a minute x3


and that sounds funny

[I Shall Engrave]

Whooooo.

It was! Especially since he's a hairy guy.

[Blue Jay]

*Strolls on in and hands Maro an extra large bag of Marshmellows* You asked for them the other day so here they are.

Hello everyone it's nice to meet you all.

[Bacokatt]

We saw Planet of the Apes in theaters and at the end of it he tore off his shirt and ran through the theater screaming "CAESAR IS HOME!" Until security had to stop him.

HAIL SATAN

[Bacokatt]

We saw Planet of the Apes in theaters and at the end of it he tore off his shirt and ran through the theater screaming "CAESAR IS HOME!" Until security had to stop him.

HAIL SATAN

666

[I Shall Engrave]

Have you seen these?

DO WANT

http://www.swimmingly.com/relationships ... om-now-on/

[Bacokatt]

Have you seen these?

DO WANT

http://www.swimmingly.com/relationships ... om-now-on/

C... Can I marry that?

[I Shall Engrave]

Sure, if you're OK with polygamy.