Vlad's Castle -- Reopened!

[Bacokatt]

Disregarding all the other stuff, where would you find meter-long dildos?

they call this the annihilator

"How do you survive that?"

"You don't. That's why it's called the annihilator"

A store in Malmö.

[Blue Jay]

Vlad am I the only one who feels like this was our skype chat the other night?

[I Shall Engrave]

There are a lot of sex shops near one of the fashion schools I went to but I haven't seen them in that length. That will impale you.

[Bacokatt]

There are a lot of sex shops near one of the fashion schools I went to but I haven't seen them in that length. That will impale you.

Well, it was intended for simultaneous users.

[I Shall Engrave]

For some reason I overlooked that option

It can get pretty awkward buying sex toys in some places because everyone's staring at your purchases like "she's getting THAT?"

[Bacokatt]

For some reason I overlooked that option

It can get pretty awkward buying sex toys in some places because everyone's staring at your purchases like "she's getting THAT?"

That dildo was the only sex toy I've ever bought.
I went there with my friend, who is called Drainokatt.
And we went there looking like metal kids like we are and bought that giant purple dildo together.
Really strange look from everyone in the store.
We said hail satan simultaneously as we left too.

[Blue Jay]

Try buying your first mini vibrator at Target. *totally did that*

[Bacokatt]

Try buying your first mini vibrator at Target. *totally did that*

Target Sales that?

[I Shall Engrave]

Lol that's really conspicuous.

I was getting the glances when I bought the electrosex kit.

Edit: I had no idea target had that. I want to swap targets.

[Wyakin]

Oh a castle of the Vlad. AND it has lethal looking sex toys! What more could one wish for?

[Maro]

there's religious sex toys if you're into burning in hell for all eternity o3o

[I Shall Engrave]

I remember. I'm the one who initiated the divine interventions subject.

[Blue Jay]

what have I walked into Wyakin! *hugs you*

[Vladimir]

I feel like I've missed a lot.

Lol hey Wyakin! XD

What is this that I keep hearing about sex toys? Did my castle suddenly become a ....

[Blue Jay]

A brothel? I thinks so Vlad!!! XD