Sova's contradiction cafe

[Sova]

Welcome to my cafe all are welcome now go away,Wednesdays is ladies night, no girls allowed, try a cup if our fresh coffee, which we don't sell and please wait to be seated as you seat yourself

[Mika]

If this is open, may I post?

[Sova]

No we are closed please come inside your first cup is free for only $1

[Mika]

Oh no! It seems like this place is indeed closed, /walks in and takes a seat/ I will have some of that free cocoa! /throws a dollar on the counter/

[Sova]

-brings your cocoa steam coming off it-one cold cocoa

[Mika]

/takes a careful sip of the cocoa/ hmmmm thats some bad cold cocoa! I just might have to leave its so bad!

[Sova]

May get you anything else? nothing is available

[Mika]

I hate conversation... Why don't we try there? /if I end up botching this, I apologize... I know I'm doomed to get confused eventually/

[Sova]

I myself love conversation it's awful -places a wet floor sign on the dry floor-

[Maro]

Ooo a nevv place to come in, it's avvful! /sits dovvn at the counter, putting dovvn a dollar/ I'll have a cold coffee no milk or sugar. Make sure it's dreadful and no shortbread cookies either. Hovv're you doing? I don't really care.


[Sova you thing you , you knovv I love doing this kind of thing.]

[Mika]

That's horrible then. Where should we end it? What is the thing you hate most?

[Ryvvi]

i am already so confused!
uhh
but everything makes sense?
ffff

[Mika]

I'm kind of not right there with you Ryvvi. This seems easy.

[Sova]

Of course maro anything for my least favorite Canadian sweetheart now please leave while I get your order

[Blue Jay]

*Comes into the cafe quietly by banging loudly at the door. Walks into the cafe and orders at the counter* I will have one cup of hot coffee with extra ice! Hands you one dollar and sits on the closest stool which is farthest from the counter.