Coffee makes my tummy all rumbly and no one wants to face those consequences! XD I wake myself up by waking up late and getting the adrenaline rush from trying to get to work on time. I'm WIDE awake by the time I get there.
Im always surprised how quickly i can get myself ready when im running late like i cut down to a quarter of my normal time xD you dont need to be awake for work the children can take care of themselves im sure
that explains it i was going to post an australian sort of saying that this reminded me of but i cant think of the correct wording and then i got sucked into an essay thing about the evolution of australian slang xD