TurtleSensei's Birthday Bash! Join my Tea Party!

[I Shall Engrave]

Need I remind you of Cock Blocs?

[Maro]

THOSE ARE A REAL THING?!


AND THEY HAVE SUPER IN THE NAME?!

[Turtle Sensei]

O.o those are real?! I want some!!

[I Shall Engrave]

Yeah, it's legit.

Growing up I used big syringes filled with water in place of water guns, and I made my own paper dolls.

[Bacokatt]

There's a brand of meat in my local food store called Perdue which I thought was hilarious because it sounds liked perdu - Russian for farting.

Poshla v zhopu. That's the female form though men say Poshel V Zhopu. It means like "What's up" in russian.
You can also say to girls, Tvoya piska vonyaet. Same thing just to girls

[Bacokatt]

There's a brand of meat in my local food store called Perdue which I thought was hilarious because it sounds liked perdu - Russian for farting.

Poshla v zhopu. That's the female form though men say Poshel V Zhopu. It means like "What's up" in russian.
You can also say to girls, Tvoya piska vonyaet. Same thing just to girls

Or the shortest of all you can say Blyat. It means "hi".

[I Shall Engrave]

Don't forget do respectfully address your elders as "mudak".

[Bacokatt]

Don't forget do respectfully address your elders as "mudak".

And those younger than you as Durak.

[I Shall Engrave]

I do that already for the most part.

[Bacokatt]

I do that already for the most part.

Yea, with the exception of one of my brothers. He's older, but, definitely Durak.
Me and my friend Roman used to know a guy named Jackson, but, we called him Durakson.

[I Shall Engrave]

My great uncle refers to New York mayor Bill de Blasio as "debil de Blasio" XD

[Bacokatt]

My great uncle refers to New York mayor Bill de Blasio as "debil de Blasio" XD

thats beautiful. xD

[I Shall Engrave]

When Siri first came out for iPhone (or iWhatever was out at that time), he was asking her about the best place to hide a body.

[Bacokatt]

Sounds like an old Russian to me. xD I remember when cameras first appeared on cellphones commonly, me and my friend started to record retarded shit we did in the snow, and got slightly Internet popular in 2007, but, several court cases caused us to remove these videos because it made us look bad. Machete sports, fire tennis, stupid things with motorized vehicles.

[I Shall Engrave]

Wow, seriously?

I've seen my photos on the Internet from the time my ex and I paraded through a shopping mall wearing ballgags. I've been trying to find it with every search query I can think of, but no luck. Maybe that's a good thing.