Vlad's Castle -- Reopened!

[Maro]

it's so sparkly and adorable

[Bacokatt]

My cat is not sparkly and fat ass is snoring. D:<
/wakes him with gitars

[Maro]

puff's sleeping vvith pasha right novvit's kind of funny

[I Shall Engrave]

My cat is really large. Sometimes I mistake him for a big furry pillow,

My friend dared me. To replace his litter with pop rocks. Which sounds really funny but I couldn't do that to him.

[Maro]

I'd say it'd probably scare the literal shit out of him

[I Shall Engrave]

Well he'd be in the litterbox anyway, so that couldn't be too bad.

Also this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rMDTXUO3dYE

[Maro]

true unless it made him jump around and stuff o3o;

[I Shall Engrave]

I read that some cats leave their shit uncovered as an insult.

[Maro]

yep that's a thing

[Vladimir]

Lol i've learned a random fact about cats today ahahaha xD

[Maro]

cats tend to lick themselves a lot not because they vvant to be clean but to get the smell of humans off them

[Vladimir]

oh wow i didn't know that either o.o
BUT MY PRECIOUS TOUCH, THEY SHOULD LOVE ME. = _ = xD

[Maro]

also you only see 1/4 of the things that cats are attacking and killing, that 1/4 is the ones they bring home

because they think you can't hunt for yourself so it's a pity 'present' for you to eat

the other 3/4 are generally left to die and not actually killed by said cat



also i learned this after getting puff

if kittens are vveaned too early from their mother they tend to suckle on you to calm themselves despite not getting any milk from doing it

[I Shall Engrave]

They rub up against you as a sign of ownership.

They also bring you dead animals because they see you as an inferior hunter and want to teach you.

Edit: Maro beat me to it

[Vladimir]

Aw, that's interesting. Ee, Ilove cats. Didn't know all that xD