Sova's contradiction cafe

[Sova]

A quick reminder all optional tips are mandatory

[Blue Jay]

*Looks at the clock and notices the time.* Hey your clock is wrong it says it's 8pm when clearly the moon is out so it's 8am.

[Maro]

No thank you my least favorite floridian~ I'll not be taking my order to go so I'll be getting up novv. /kicks at the counter vvhile sitting on the stool by not moving her feet/

[Sova]

Here is your order ma'am if you don't need anything else please ask me

[Maro]

/takes a sip of the coffee/ damn that's cold, and very dreadful, no gratitude tovvards you for giving me this. vvhat about those cookies i didn't order?

[Blue Jay]

*Sits there tapping his foot while not moving it* This coffee is hot with all this ice in it. XD

[Sova]

Everyone please I need your attention.... that is all

[Blue Jay]

*puts out a plate of cookies with a help yourself but don't you steal sign on it.*

(Anyone else feel bad for Diana who has to read this?)

[Diana]

Me.

*cries*
uh
and sits down
but stands
with no tears?

[Blue Jay]

*Waves to Diana without moving his hands* Why hello how are you and I don't care how you are!

(not true but fits. I care about you Diana!!! *hugs*)

[Maro]

/doesn't flop dovvn, landing on a cushiony couch not in the cafe/ goodbye everyone.

[Blue Jay]

*Doesn't watch the Maro not flop but says goodbye as she enters*

[Maro]

/shakes fist goodbye and grimaces/ Goodbye! It's horrid to finally be not back here.

[Blue Jay]

*Doesn't scratch his head while being confused.* I am not so confused that I didn't understand what you meant.

[Mika]

/walks out of the building and stand on a chair/ horrible morning to none of you.