By the way, said friend visit went amazingly and I was really sad he had to go (but it was good he didn't wait, because we got tons of snow overnight...it's still snowing in fact).
I do have to agree... Getting zapped with a large volt of electricity is like a great burst of vitamin c... I didn't think anyone else would see it as fun. Hrrrrrrm.... Chinese water torture perhaps?
I think, you should chain them down to a chair, and force them to watch educational videos that are ment for small children. Rot their brains out and what not.
Actually, it will be I think, the second one should be the chained to a chair, in a very hot, dry room, with a bottle of of water sitting right in front of you out of your reach.
That sounds very doable. I especially like the chained to the chair with the water right in front of you one.... Or being chained to a chair in a room full of ice with only a picture of a fire to keep you comoany