The terrible sound quality didn't tick me off, it's more of the condition it was in. It was chipped and cracked and the package wasn't even damaged, so that company's quality control is crap.
EDIT:
As for what an ocarina is, here are some pictures.
Transverse (the kind I want to get and learn):
I know of a better quality plastic ocarina (better than the $7 piece of crap I bought) that's $25 that I plan to get eventually. I can at least practice the finger movements with the piece of crap and pretend I'm playing it.
Pendent:
Inline:
Those are just a few.