Team Maro & Team Turtle Holiday Fest! [~CLOSED~]

[Lina]

I know. It makes you a pretty awesome brother.

[Blue Jay]

Awwww thanks! >/////////////////////<

[Turtle Sensei]

Seriously... How many kids do Maro and I have now?

[Lina]

You're very welcome! *takes another cookie*

Turtle: 427 by my count.
But I was never good at math...

[Turtle Sensei]

O.o I am not a real turtle Jay! I can't. Have that many children! It's genetically impossible!

[Lina]

I don't know... You could try . *^*

[Turtle Sensei]

It is literally impossible for a human to have that many children. We can't heal fast enough for that.

And why isn't my pond this popular?

[Lina]

I keep forgetting the pond. Also Jay's nest.

If you had like 10 at a time, it would only take like 40 years...

[Blue Jay]

Hahahaahaha *falls off his chair laughing* Lina wearing blue confused Mama!!!! I didn't mention anything about you having that many kids just the ones on Windlyn oh and Bones but he is legit one. XD

[Lina]

Whahaha! I successfully confused someone!
Maybe I should change into pink.

[Turtle Sensei]

True. But say the average human woman is fertile from age 13 to age 45. Well, I wouldn't want to be a 13 year old having kids. So say I started at like age 16? That's 37 years left. Then I hit menopause much like the average woman does around age 40-45 so I wouldn't make it. The average human woman is not fertile for 40 years of her life. At most a woman can have I think like 100 kids? And not all would live. There'd be a lot of still births and infant deaths.

Did not realize Lina made that comment? I thought it was you Jay! Lol

[Lina]

Olay, then you have 74 children. XD

[Blue Jay]

Nope it was indeed the Lina who said it. XD

[Lina]

When we get more clothes Jay and I will be able to look more different.

[Mika]

Turtle... You should've tried to opt for the father role xD.