Kit's Kitty Korner [3 to 30!]

[Watery Star]

My dad's cat PC wanted on the chair when I was using my dad's computer one day. Then she started kneading my lap and put tiny holes in my jeans. She's a grey cat with a bit of a belly.

[Maro]

that reminds me of a really really fat cat from my childhood that lived in the neighbourhood named muffin


muffin always looked really really pregnant

one day when i was maybe like 11 or so i asked her owner if she WAS in fact pregnant ... he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, muffin is just really fckin' fat!" it was hard not to burst out laughing

[Watery Star]

lol There was a cat in my neighborhood growing up that was always pregnant. She liked having her litter in an old car. She freaked out when the car was taken away.

[Kitalpha Hart]

Jazz had her one and only litter of kittens on dad's bed
When dad moved them to a box and put the box on the floor, she got them back on the bed
He had to sleep with a box for a couple of months XD
Jazz also likes to get stuck on the roof
She smells weird for a cat
She knows how to open doorknobs, so we have to keep the front door locked, especially during the winter

Mom was wearing jeans one day. Trouble (tortie, long dead) scratched up her legs. The jeans were not touched. Somehow
She lived up to her name
She disappeared to die

Kidd was allowed in during a blizzard, with another stray. Kidd decided to sneeze in dad's ear when the shelter person came to pick the strays up
Could not find Kidd's owner, despite the tattoo in his ear and the fact that he was declawed
Watching Kidd climb trees was amusing
Kidd knew how to climb ladders
One day dad was on the front porch roof, I believe he was painting. I had a friend over. Dad hears the ladder shifting, yells at me. Keeps happening. He turns to really go at it and Kidd's head pops up XD
I think he died from illness

Mouse was my cat. My grouchy old broad. If you slept on the couch, you woke up to her drooling onto your face/into your ear
She knew that when I said 'claws' that she needed to retract them, she was hurting me
We put her to sleep back in August after an adventure

Big Guy is fat
He is the orange turd. Sometimes just the turd. It has made for confusion before (hance at some point I mention getting a wet turd put under the blanket and either Diana or Lime going "that is disgusting" and havig to be given context
He is a heating pack
He loves being under the covers when he's cold

Corbin is an idiot
He hates being carried the proper ways to hold a cat. Ya gotta hold him like a baby
He chatters, I can chatter back best
His purring is a cross of purring and grunting
Grunting is his most common sound
Grunt grunt
He likes being under the covers with mom

Doink will fall off of shit and climb back up
She knows how to stand on her hind legs
She will do it and yell at you to give her attention NOW
She prolly has a worm, we've seen lil white ones pop out of her butt before
She doesn't mind being under the covers, but is liable to off the edge of the bed

Rufus perpetually looks scared/shocked
Huge eyes, huge ears, long tail, lengthy
Gonna be a big kitty
Shy, but not as shy as he used to be
As in roommate was fixing up guest room, Rufus would be under the blanket, shivering
Doink tended to be with me until the noise stopped, she's bolder
He's adjusted to her, though, is used to her dog, is pissing off her cat (said cat does not mind Doink)
He will burrow if he's cold, the reverse that when he's getting too warm
He will attention whore on the lil ledge/table with the main cat food dish. Pretty much the only time he'll associate with dad
Big Guy is his buddy

We had a lot more cats that I could talk about

[Watery Star]

Definitely check for worms, those are no good.
I grew up with pugs. My parents only have a cat cause they found PC while on a bike trip and couldn't find her owner. One of their friends took her home but didn't want to keep her. My parents tried finding her a home but had no luck. They say they still want to find a her a home but I think they're stuck with her.

[Lemon Cheesecake]

Ahh , loved hearing about your Kitties, Kit!

(Definitely deworm them, can't humans get the worms from them too?)

[Kitalpha Hart]

Dunno about getting worms from cats

We should get the two to the vet tho

[Kitalpha Hart]

This better not be a sign of how this year is gonna go for me

[Maro]

we just got tek fixed earlier this week , he's doing pretty good, he's going to grow up to be huge man, puff is a year old and tek's only a few months and he's nearly bigger than he already.

i had a kitten named tigger when i was a weeee little baby, i don't know much about him 'cept mom said he used to stay in the crib with me all the time and had practically claimed me as 'his' property and that he once saved me by getting the attention of a babysitter while i was choking in my crib.... sadly he ended up getting accidentally adopted when we were moving because we had to house him in the spca for the brief time between places and they didn't realize they gave our cat to someone.


so many cats kit ovo so many cats o-o nice stories though ^^

[Kitalpha Hart]

Ooh, I slept with a cat in the crib, back-to-back!
Because babies are supposed to sleep on their back and even as a baby I'd flip to my side
And new human, tiny human, defenseless human, must protect
This cat, Tudd, was as big as me (i was born nearly two feet tall) and tiny for his breed
We have a pic of us sleeping together
My one aunt (who mom calls "my sister the bitch") tried to pick me up to get me away from the cat. cat's in guard mode, attacks stranger
A cousin (who I never really card for) was pulling my pinky, making me squeak. Apparently she found it cute. Dad looked, saw Tudd ready to pounce because tiny human being hurt, and let things happen
She did not expect a 20-pound cat to attack her
Tudd was my guardian kitty ovo

[Lemon Cheesecake]

ahh, that is such an endearing kitty story, Kit! So glad they took a photo of it! Must be why they are so special to you now.

[Kitalpha Hart]

Maybe ovo

[Maro]

hey der kit o3o

[Kitalpha Hart]

Hey maro ovo
-working on cosplay...slowly-

[Maro]

ooo a cosplay? irl or on here? o3o