My melting brain threshold is lower than most Like it's 75 and people are going "wow it's finally getting warm" and i can feel my brain sweating 85, they're complaining it's hot and i can feel my brain leaking out 95 and they're finally getting brain sweat and mine's in a puddle on the flo- Nevermind it's already evaporated
you don't like beaches because the sand gets everywhere?
I have to say the beaches in Hawaii are very nice - soft sand and warm water. The wave action can be either methodical and relaxing or crashing and exhilarating.