Mika's Hangout

[Turtle Sensei]

Haha. Nice one there. Enemas are my worst enemy. I've had one too many because of my Crohn's disease.

[Spyridon]

I can't remember the last time I had one. It feels really uncomfortable and my face was like

[Turtle Sensei]

I got my first one 5 years ago and I was woken up from a deep sleep in the hospital in order to get it. I still have nightmares about it. And !t husband has had to give me one over the last 5 years for colonoscopy preparation. **shudders** so not romantic.

[Spyridon]

Nothing says love like regular enemas.

My friend once texted me in the middle of the night with "wanna touch my catheter?"

[Turtle Sensei]

Oh wow. Did they have one? Lol and my husband had to help empty my catheter after my surgery last year. I also had a temporary colonostomy pouch he had to empty for me

[Spyridon]

No, he just has a weird sense of humor. We have strange conversation.
For example:

[+] SPOILER

[Turtle Sensei]

GILF. As in Grandpa I'd Like To Find in my bed?

Tried to keep that phrase as pg 13 as I could lol.

And you should just randomly send your friend that convo and a link to the Ke$ha song "D.I.N.O.A.U.R." I bet they'd love it lol

[Spyridon]

Yeah. I'm not even sure how that came up in conversation.

I've never heard that song. I'm going to listen to it and then haul my ass to the gym.

[Turtle Sensei]

Lol OK! The song is really funny. Enjoy your day at the gym!

[Spyridon]

Haha that was awful.

There was an old man in my neighborhood who was always inviting me to play chess. I was really polite back then so I agreed to play chess with him in a cafe where he started hitting on me. Asking me if I had a boyfriend and telling me he loved this high school girl.

[Turtle Sensei]

Haha omg! Creepy!! And that song is so horrible and hilarious isn't it!!

[Spyridon]

My English professor knows him too (we live in the same area). Told me to stay away from him (as if I needed additional reassurance).

And yeah, it was funny. I'm off now. Later,

[Turtle Sensei]

Later! Have a good day!

[npixelz]

must help reach 100!

[Blue Jay]

*comes rolling on in and rolls on out* Hey guys!