Sparkle Kingdom

[Maro]

I am too most of the time /badumtsh/

[I Shall Engrave]

[Maro]

Oh gods xD

[I Shall Engrave]

The part about being wet was both about me getting soaked in the rain and a Valentina's day card someone wrote for me
(Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am wet
I AM WET)

[Maro]

XD oh gods really?!

[I Shall Engrave]

Yep. And another loving one from my ex:
Roses are red
Violets are black
Get on your knees
And lick out my crack.

We have a joke about the name Phil McCracken (like "fill my crack in" so we both lost it when we found out there's a hall on my campus called MacCracken Hall.

[Bacokatt]

HAIL SATAN 666

[Maro]

pfftt hahaha

[I Shall Engrave]

Someone told me it was renamed. I had a photo of myself with the sign but it was on an old phone I don't have anymore.

[Ryvvi]

why would they rename it? unless they called the Kraken hall which would be cool!

[Shakespeare]

-rolls into thread-

[Ryvvi]

shakes! we're all being zombiebunny!

[I Shall Engrave]

Yeah, everyone used to run past it screaming "RELEASE THE MACCRACKEN!"

[Maro]

anndd that makes me imagine a giant version of the lead singer from the used just being let out of a lab somevvhere or something

[I Shall Engrave]

LOL it's from some movie.

I didn't understand until I googled "The Used".