Kit's Kitty Korner [1 to 30!]

[Vivianne]

Is it raining today?

I’m actually chilly, but it’s not that cold here.

[Kitalpha Hart]

Today's sunny, mid-60s is the high tho

[Vivianne]

...our high is 80. Why am I so cold?

I think I remember seeing an article about ‘the world’s tallest waterslide’ and immediately clicking back because that sounds like disaster.

[Kitalpha Hart]

Chances are it has all sorts of precautions and such
I also wouldn't be surprised to find that it isn't a straight drop, either

[Vivianne]

I think the headline said it ended tragically, though I may be incorrect. I’m afraid of heights and abrupt motion, so I don’t like rides or slides.

I think there’s a bridge in China with a glass floor. Scary!

[Kitalpha Hart]

There's several bridges like that
It's not regular glass, it's this super strong reinforced stuff that can handle heavy traffic
Unless we're talking the one that projects cracks as you walk across it, watching videos of unsuspecting people see that is hilarious
Bridge is fine, cracks are fake, computer simulated

[Vivianne]

Whoever came up with the idea for computer generated cracks in a glass bridge was a mad genius clearly bent on putting fear into our mundane lives.

I applaud them and also hope I never have the misfortune of meeting them.

[Kitalpha Hart]

I think one of said bridges is also on a steep cliffside for extra dopamine

[Vivianne]

...I’m sitting down, yet I’m terrified.

I was once walking back home from school on a bridge over a bayou, and there was a HUGE snake swimming across the water. Ack.

[Kitalpha Hart]

I hear mom noping the fuck out
She hates snakes. Even snake-shaped sticks and fake ones

[Vivianne]

I am terrified of snakes.

There was one summer we had a bunch of dead baby snakes on the stone...flooring? between our house and the garage. I refused to go outside.

I can barely look at cartoon snakes, but it depends on a lot.

[Kitalpha Hart]

Okay yeah how did they get there and how did they die wtf o.e

Our poor waitress. Regular one had to go home sick and we've been getting a lot of cold food for it along with wrong things. Dad had to get his remade because they put fungi on it when she even told them no, as dad had asked
Also mom has regular one's phone number so she's been getting a ration of shit over it. Said regular one knows how we roll so she doesn't mind it
It's a mess at this Applebees tonight and that's just what we know of

[Lemon Cheesecake]

our Applebees closed, obviously didn't do well.

fungi meaning mushrooms?

seeing a snake in the water would freak me out forever.

[Kitalpha Hart]

I don't think there's anything else that's fungi and typically seen in (NA)food
Not around here, anyway

[Vivianne]

So we have a pair of snakes in a section of our backyard no one goes to because SNAKES and also it’s hard to get to.

One summer they had babies. And the baby snakes were probably looking to sunbathe, and decided our stone patio-thing was the ideal place.

Except, it was the dead of summer and relentlessly hot. They got fried by the sun.

We also had one other snake incident. We think that snake was attracted to our pond.

Lemon - that water snake was the stuff of nightmares. It was so long.