Kit's Kitty Korner [2 to 30!]

[npixelz]

That is hilarious that he's chained it up now

[galled]

Hah! Not that I'm condoning such pranks... if someone "opens" the lock, a different chair should locked in its place.

[Kitalpha Hart]

I have found my bitty googly eyes. And by bitty the thing has them marked as 0.2 inches/5 millimeters

I was thinking of leaving it unlocked one or two days, see if he figures out that it's getting unlocked, or blames himself for forgetting to check. And then up it by leaving the chair, but putting the lock on his desk

Dad suggested supergluing it shut, but I'd rather not cause property damage. Slapping googly eyes on it is not cuz those are removable
Dad also suggested getting like those arts n crafts feathers n such to decorate the chain with

[galled]

Yep, agree with you--superglue bad idea.

[Kitalpha Hart]

I had someone suggest loosening the seat and having him fall off once
I was "no. Nothing that can actively cause harm"

[galled]

Another firing offence--glad you're smarter than them.

[Kitalpha Hart]

It'd be different if I did something that made him laugh so hard he fell off because then the fall was an unintended consequence
And be funny

[Kitalpha Hart]

Had one coworker look at it. He said it's a cheap chain and likely breakable with bare hands. Frankly I think it'd be more hilarious to break open the lock (without breaking it) and just leave it on his desk
I told him that if we saw our lead, this wouldn't be happening. Like the occasional chair flip, sure. Maybe the occasional yoink his chair cuz it's closest. But nothing on a daily basis

[galled]

Most cheap locks have exploits.

[npixelz]

I know nothing of locks, for my smithing is in words, not locks

[galled]

I see what you did there!

[Kitalpha Hart]

Idk about the quality of the lock
But it has a heart eyes sticker on it now
Because the chair antics may be done (for now) but there's always other options

I gotta find out if itty bitty sample size jars of Nutella exist
Why? Cuz I have access to someone who used to work here and won a prank war against my lead (Nutella on tp, left on his desk)

[galled]

Any markings like brand and model number on it?

The old Nutella on the tp trick! lol

[Kitalpha Hart]

The lock? Didn't look

[npixelz]

Tp? Toilet paper?