Kit's Kitty Korner [2 to 30!]

[galled]

Yup. Yuck!

[npixelz]

What's yucky about toilet paper?

[galled]

Nutella

[Kitalpha Hart]

Nutella smeared on toilet paper, specifically

My one friend who used to work here says that yeah, he's 100% pissed the fuck off over the chair antics, hence the lock and key. But she's also running under the assumption that he doesn't know who, whereas I've been told that he does

[npixelz]

Ohhhhhh


Just don't get him too mad! We don't want your job in jeopardy!

[Kitalpha Hart]

Yeah. I just want a bitty jar for that, but in this case even if he figures out who out it there (cuz I'd just put the tp around the bottle cuz I don't like the stuff), he'd likely connect it to the prank war and wonder how the hell that connection was made

Yeah mom says that too but considering the shit everyone gets away with, I'm not worried

[npixelz]

Lol

Alrighty!

[Kitalpha Hart]

I think, because there's no shift overlap, if I do get talked to about the chair antics, it's gonna end up being somewhere random like Walmart tho from what I understand he's one of many alcoholics in this place so a bar would be a better bet and I don't go to them, so

[npixelz]

I don't like alcohol meself

[Kitalpha Hart]

Mom found an apple wine I don't mind

Years ago when the Not Your Father's Root Beer came out, I ordered a bottle cuz people said you couldn't taste the alcohol at all
Root beer flavor, a second then the alcohol. Got through half the bottle before I went "nope"

[(-o-)]

I haven't found any alcohol I like. They all taste like rubbing alcohol to me.

[Kitalpha Hart]

Why do you know what that tastes like

Oh yeah the double shot of tequila was fun. I think I posted about it here before?

[npixelz]

Tequila mockingbird

[Kitalpha Hart]

Back at the place where I did the double shot of tequila
Not doing that this time ahahahahaha

Also since my lead has his chair locked my friend and I decided that we're gonna add keychains for every holiday
For valentines we're gonna get someone we have access to and used to work under him to sign a heart and then punch a hole and attach it
See if my lead remembers the guy

[Gingerale]

Everyone h
as a limit though & a point where something becomes no longer funny so please do be careful not to cross that. If you are both laughing at it & playing the same game knowingly not so bad but even then it has a limit. You don't want the dam bursting on you, or you being the cause of it breaking on anyone else for that matter.