Corrupt a Wish

[MonkeyGirl18]

Granted, but it just turns out that it was a horse with a plastic horn attached to its head.

I wish rain didn't make me sleepy.

[NerdyAliCat]

Granted, but now you always feel sleepy, unless it's raining.

I wish that i wasn't so insecure

[Polaris]

Granted! But you've now lost any sense or ability to feel emotions

I wish I had money for concert tickets

[MonkeyGirl18]

Granted, but you could only buy tickets to concerts meant for small children.

I wish I was able to write my stories.

[mdom]

Granted, but then you forget all grammar and ortography.

I wish I wasn't so sensitive.

[Dynamo]

Wish granted, but now you're unable to feel anything at all.

I wish I didn't hate my art.

[Lemon Cheesecake]

granted, but then you love it so much you never want to part with it

I wish I could make more money without having to work as much

[MeatVegetable]

Could just take a small loan of a million dollars from your parents to get started.

I wish for society to move beyond archaic and outdated social ideologies.

[Lemon Cheesecake]

granted, but you'd lose the richness of all traditions and cultures

I wish my parents had a million dollars.

[Flytrap]

Granted, but the money's currency is in Haitian Gourde. (I don't know how to put this in a proper sentence, sorry >_< )

I wish I could speak and understand multiple languages.

[Lemon Cheesecake]

granted, but when you speak no one understands you

I wish my parents had a million American dollars

[Mad*Honey]

Granted! But they put it in a vault and forgot the combination.

I wish people had magical powers.

[mdom]

granted! But now fights are deadlier...

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early!

[NerdyAliCat]

Granted, but now you won't wake up until it's really late.

I wish that i didn't cut my hair.

[MonkeyGirl18]

Granted, but your hair grows like crazy and is uncuttable.

I wish I could talk backwards.