Corrupt a Wish

[Bassy]

Granted but only for a limited time

I wish I wasn’t socially awkward

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but now that you're a social butterly, you have become a target for haters and evildooers. Both kinds become crafty, and find ways to make your life more difficult despite your charm.

I wish that these motion sickess patches I bought work effectively for me.

[npixelz]

Why must you hurt me in this way?

Granted, but they get rid of more than motion sickness, they also get rid of all emotions

I wish I had super intelligence to be able to learn computer programming and writing skills quickly

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you could only use your skills for your individual projects at first for work. That is because no one would hire you due to not only a lack of industrial experience, but also because there were other candidates who knew the skills before you. Both industries are oversaturated, and you found it difficult to break into them. Once you do break into them however, the most you ever made annually was $76,500 a year- assuming you lived in the western United States of America or more expensive parts of the world. You may thank inflation in addition to the oversaturation of industries.

...At least you might still be able to afford a decent living.

I wish I had some fresh and properly made red bean buns and red bean mochi- both filled with koshi-an.

[npixelz]

Granted, but you also have turned into those foods

I wish I was part cat with cat like powers

[Uchuuko]

Man...

Granted, but you are only mentally part cat, with cat like mental powers. That means you are still in your current body, and you lose your current memories and the capacity to participate in human society. You end up living off the grid in the wilderness for the rest of your days.

I wish I could afford a Google Pixel 7 Pro phone.

[npixelz]

Granted, but now EVERYWHERE you go, you see ads from far in the future that takes place after your death, showing the cool new things the phones from there can do, making your phone look worthless, and no one but you can see these ads. Every site you go on, every product you buy, every dream you have, is filled with these ads.

I wish I could program my own abilities like in Angel Beats