Badvice (Bad Advice)

[npixelz]

(That was quite an explosive idea!)

Make one out of play dough.

I want to be rich

[TheFellowsheep]

You wanna be rich? Then marry a goat farmer. Goats have all the money.

Help, I've got cat on my lap and I can't get up.

[npixelz]

I mean they aren't called G.O.A.T.s for nothing!


Hire a personal maid to do everything for you so you never have to get up again



I'm excited for the new Pokemon game coming out but I don't want to wait for 2025

[TheFellowsheep]

Well, we all know development time is a joke as games are insta-finished! So all you need to do is go and get it. Just show up at the office, throw a fit, and maybe bribe them with cake into submission and handing it over.

My coffee is just barely too hot still.

[npixelz]

Hmmmmm

Use a time machine to speed up the cooling process!


I'd like it of Disney would have given the go ahead for the spin off series Varian and the Seven Kingdoms, based around the character Varian from the Tangled show way back when the idea was introduced

[TheFellowsheep]

This is the perfect problem for a time machine to solve. Just go back in time, cosplay as Varian, and make your way like Flynn atop the building, look into each window until you find the execs. Then bust in impressively and show them how good it will be!

Man, I really am curious how the Gone series would've been as a show. Like, instead we got The 100. Now I wish they went through with a show for it. I'm left wondering... What would've been?

[npixelz]

Omg you're so right


Travel to a parallel world where Gone became a series instead of The 100!



I'd like to be able to magically change my appearance, including gender, height, weight, etc, at will

[TheFellowsheep]

Surely there's a mushroom for that? Of course, no one would talk about it... The government keeps that on lock down. Or we'd run out. So, just try every mushroom you come across!

Once again, I find myself facing skipping work with a cat in the lap... Or going to work with no cat in lap. Whatever shall I do?

[npixelz]

Change the laws of physics to move the location of your work to where you currently are



I'd like to gain infinite energy and energy based abilities