PUN-tastic word play!

[trickyLA]

not to BARGE in but water you mean the puns have set sail???

[galled]

Oh, pix you may have met your match!

[Following along and greatly amused and in complete awe of the talents of both of you!]

[npixelz]

Met my match!? Are you trying to light a fire under me!? Well that burns! Next you'll say you're firing me as Windlyn's Wonderful Wizard With Words! You may think it's easy as pyro to come up with puns but it can leave someone burnt out! That's why it's good to let sparks fly sometimes! But don't play if you can't stand the heat! Best to run before you sizzle out! Because I'm going to leave you cooked! You're toast(ed)! I'm on fire with these puns, they're quite the hot topic! Just sit back with a bag of crisps and let the real master show you how to roast someone well done! Just don't call my puns (f)lame! They're quite coal, if you ashk me!

[trickyLA]

come on now pumpkin, we can patch this up. galled surely didn't mean to offend when we know you have lit puns for miles, you just didn't want us getting too tangled up right? well let me tell you i've got the guts to manure through your wicked web just vine!

[npixelz]

Sorry, I got a little too pumpkin patchionate there! (Passionate)
I just really like my punkins. I was worrhyed I was being replaced! Seeds of doubt were planting themselves in my grain! Sometimes I'm corny, but I care a lot about my breadrole as Windlyn's Wonderful Wizard With Words. It's just a maze ing to be (trick or) treated with such rhye regard!

[trickyLA]

Of corpse! I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say NOBONEY would want to feel like they're being replaced, it's only human! Though seeing you get worked up was plenty humerus.

[npixelz]

I applereciate the kind words! Pearhaps we can both be Wizards With Words!? We're both certainly bananas enough! And judging by the fruit of our labours, we both have a (s)neck for this!

[trickyLA]

Becoming a Wizard With Words, huh? It sounds like a dream, you and me, putting two and two together like that. We'd make a terrible pair we'd make though, dual duelists suddenly brought two the same side only two cause double the cringe duo two our masterful use of words! Honestly, I'm in.

[npixelz]

That's n-ice! I won't leave you out in the cold! Just play it cool and we'll have snow worries! Just don't flake on me! Because together we'll have a (snow) ball! Never on thin ice, we'll be skating by through any weather! We'll feel free(ze)!

[trickyLA]

This proposed partnership gets more appeeling by the second! We've got such side splitting material, I predict we'll have onlookers going bananas from our comedy before we give them the slip!

[npixelz]

Let's get even boulder with our puns! Because together we rock! They won't be throwing stones at a couple of gems like us!