Wyr have your every wish come true but it takes away a year of your life for every wish or have none of your wishes come true and be immortal? (You can't wish for immortality, however.)
I think facing pirates would easier... for me at least.
Would you rather have a book you wrote but hate become super famous but have terrible reviews, or a book you wrote be REALLY good but no one knows about it until you die?
Not be able to smell. I have a friend that fell on his head as a child and as a result cannot smell anything. His other senses are stronger though. It's pretty awesome.
Would you rather be the champion of a hotdog eating contest or a champion of a pie eating contest?