Hush Little Baby.

[npixelz]

Time for game number-what are we at? One million? Whatever. What's one more, right?

Alright, this is a rhyming game that I'll start off with the words; hush little baby, don't you cry, I'm going to sing you a lullaby.
This game is based off the lullaby known as Hush Little Baby. What you do, is you take the object from the previous post, and make a rhyme off of it not working, or whatever.

For example; first post says; hush little baby, don't say a word, I'm going to buy you a mockingbird. Then the next post could say; and if that mockingbird won't sing, I'm going to buy you a diamond ring. Etc.

So I'll start.

Hush little baby, don't you wail, I'm going to buy you sandbox pail.

[Gingerale]

and if that sand box pail does break, I'm going to buy you a garden rake.

[npixelz]

And if that rake won't take the leaves, I'm going to buy a shirt with long sleeves.

[Lemon Cheesecake]

and if that shirt with long sleeves get torn, I'm going to buy you a unicorn.

[npixelz]

And if that unicorns breaks apart, I'm going to buy you Mario Kart.

[Lemon Cheesecake]

and if that Mario Kart gets broke, I'm going to tell you a funny joke.

[npixelz]

And if that joke won't make you laugh, I'm going to buy you a giraffe.

[sheaheart]

and if that giraffe doesn't talk, I'm going to buy you an alarm clock

[galled]

and if that clock won't tell the time, I'm gonna buy you a nursery rhyme

[npixelz]

XD
And if that rhyme isn't fun, I'm going to buy you a book of puns.

[sheaheart]

and if that pun wasn't good, i'm going to cook you some food

[npixelz]

and if that food tastes awful, I'm going to buy you truffles.

[sheaheart]

and if those truffles are bitter, I'm going to buy you glitter

[galled]

and if that glitter doesn't shine, I'm going to buy you a Valentine

[npixelz]

And if that Valentine is mean, I'm going to buy you a movie scene.