Badvice (Bad Advice)

[npixelz]

Ok, no time to lose! This game is designed to ruin your problems! I mean... "Help" you! Basically you post a problem you have, (you can also make one up) and the next person gives bad advice on how to deal with it! So like; "My crush doesn't like me back!" "Kidnap them and brainwash them to like you!" Or; "I'm failing in school!" "Leave! Can't fail something you don't do!" Or even; "I want to get thinner!" "Eat your own fat away!" Etc! Got it? No? Too bad!

Ok, so my problem is that I always stay up longer than I should and then get up later than intended.

[MissAutumn]

You should definitely drink more caffeine just before you go to bed. Also don't set an alarm, you don't need it.

I want to know how to be more active.

[npixelz]

Play video games about sports, then you'll want to do them in real life! And if not, you'll at least be active in the virtual world!

I want to stop procrastinating so often.

[Kitalpha Hart]

You want to, huh? Well, you're succeeding

I want to learn how to fish

[npixelz]

Just swim into the water and try to ambush the fish with your hands!

I need help finding someone to love.

[Vivianne]

Don't make human contact. Distance makes the heart fonder.

I need help not feeling so cold all the time.

[npixelz]

Jump in a volcano!

I need help learning video game programming

[Vivianne]

Start by breaking the toe of your favorite game and reverse engineer it!

I want to relax.

[npixelz]

Definitely go swimming with sharks.

I need to get more hours at work

[Vivianne]

live and sleep there.

i want to be able to fall asleep quickly.

[npixelz]

Just hit yourself on the head hard enough to knock you out whenever you want to sleep!

I need a hero.

[Vivianne]

become a supervillan

i need to stop being awkward.

[MissAutumn]

Wear a banana costume and do a silly dance in public.

I need to get better at budgeting.

[npixelz]

Spend all your money! Can't worry about budgeting if you have no money!

I want to be able to sing well enough that my sister doesn't get mad at me every time I try.

[Vivianne]

Lip sync!

I want to stop feeling sleepy during the day.