Transform this sentence!

[npixelz]

This might be a dumb idea, but here we go!

You post a sentence and prompt people to change it to fit some sort of format. Example formats being; clickbait, where you make a normal sentence seem exciting, job interview, where you take a mundane task sentence and make it seem like you did a good job on something difficult, make this boring, where you take an exciting sentence and make it dull, and make a presentation, where you take a sentence and make a presentation with it, and of course there's many more.

An example is this; Click bait this sentence I ate a hotdog. Then it gets transformed into this; gay fast food prank gone wrong!

I dunno, I just thought it'd be fun.

So now, make this sentence into a job interview worthy phrase; I changed a lightbulb

[galled]

Questionable example, but I'll give it a try.

I changed a lightbulb
into:
I actively managed the re-creation of a dominant light source that illuminated the world.

Transform headline:
Local donates fish tank to library

[meowzipan]

Local Millionaire's Fish Tank Gift Causes Chaos at Local Library! Librarian Vows Revenge

this seems cool! hope i get the idea.
transform this into a dramatic movie tagline: there's cotton candy everywhere!

[npixelz]

(I'm glad you guys like it)

This summer, one man must fight the evil eat of villains, disguising itself as cotton candy...

Click bait this! I walked my dog

[meowzipan]

Squirrels HATE him! You won't BELIEVE what happened when THIS dog went outside!!

make this sentence sound like an angsty goth wrote it:
someone ate the last twinkie.

[npixelz]

Someone ate the last Twinkie in the house, it felt like my soul had darkened even more once I saw the wrapper on the counter (is that good?)

Make this sentence sound like a corporate memo.
We need more fun.

[meowzipan]

(yeah, it's good! :>)

Friends and Colleagues, lately fun has been in inadequate supply as per OSHA regulations, and we must rectify this discretion.

Make this sentence sound like a newspaper headline:
Squeaky toy pigs are in low supply.

[npixelz]

Latest data has found that the squeaky pig toys that are loved by many are in the lowest of lows, supply wise.

Change this into a game show host speech; we have monkeys

[galled]

And behind door number two we have first cousins to our country's politicians. Tell them what they won, Johnny!

Transform the following into a homework assignment: pay attention to excess amounts of words

[meowzipan]

Over the weekend, I'll need the whole class to pay close attention to excess amounts of words and write a full report on the usage of these words, due by the end of class on Monday!

transform this into the opening to a villain's monologue: waffles are better than pancakes.

[npixelz]

When I was younger I always had pancakes on Sunday morning. My mother made the most wonderful pancakes around. But my dad loved waffles more. My mom was the ruler of the house, however, and banned waffles. Eventually this caused a rift in our family and a divorce happened. I sided with my mom because I loved pancakes. But when I moved out I was at a breakfast restaurant with some friends and they all ordered waffles. I ordered some myself so as to not be ostracized, and when I had them I instantly fell in love. They were so amazing, so beautiful, so grand! Yet they felt... Wrong. Like I was betraying my mother. I called her to confess my crime and she disowned me. With no one else to turn to, I contacted my dad for the first time in years, and asked him what to do. He told me to move away from the town that was under my mother's thumb, and live with him. I went to him and learned that without love in the world, he had turned to a life of crime. I joined him, but I soon found I was too advanced for normal crime, so I expanded. I became a villain unlike the world has ever seen! And I created this waffle company with one goal; to rule the world! In each waffle is a chemical that will allow me to take over the minds of anyone who eats them! And I know we will succeed! Because more people will buy our waffles than they would buy pancakes! And this is because, waffles! Are! Better! Than! Pancakes! Ahahaha!

(Oops, I made the whole monologue and not just the opening).

Transform this sentence into a single rap verse. I'm working five nights this week.

[meowzipan]

lmao, oh my god, i loved that!! xD

i'm working five nights this week, cannot sleep
not a morning person but i go to bed and cannot dream
i've got mouths to feed, six mice to read
stories to, i love them but i'm tired, i need
to sleep, sleep, counting sheep
want my second shift, this caused a rift, i will not keep
this job will be, the last time i see
on the schedule that i'm working five nights this week
[musical breakdown and beatboxing]

transform this sentence into a witch's curse: you'll shoot your eye out!

[npixelz]

On your 25th birthday, when the clock strikes 12 times at noon, you will shoot an arrow that will ricochet and take your eye out! Eeheeheehee!

Transform this into a movie trailer overlay; one man has to stop cats from taking over the world

[meowzipan]

THIS SUMMER.
CATS. MEAN. BUSINESS.
[smash cut to an army of cats all meowing at the same time and running towards the White House]
ONE MAN.
[smash cut to an average looking dude with a spray bottle]
HAS THE POWER TO STOP THEM ALL.
[shot of the main character spraying a training dummy]
HELLBENT ON TAKING OVER THE WORLD.
[shot of a cat yawning in a throne, but the sound effect is a hiss]
WHO WILL BE VICTORIOUS?
COMING TO THEATERS NEAR YOU

transform this into a dramatic soap opera line: there's not enough soda for both of us to have some.

[npixelz]

Jeremy, I know we've been together for a long time, and I love you, I really do. My love for you is deeper than the deepest sea, and more vast than the entire universe. But, only one of us can have soda tonight. There simply isn't enough for the both of us! I'm sorry it has to be this way.

Transform this sentence into a documentary; the butterflies fly up into the air and land on pretty flowers in a field.