Corrupt a Wish

[chobi]

You fall asleep and dream a nightmare and when you think you wake up, you wake up back into the nightmare again and again and again until one day you wake up in a different situation to find out you're at nightmare level 2! MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I wish every human being on earth could make all of their wishes come true at the exact same moment.

[Kyndreth]

Oheychobi

They do, but some wish for world destruction. World implodes from wish power.

I wish I could pause time so I can sleep.

[chobi]

You can pause time but you can't fall asleep and in fact can't even close your eyes!

I wish I had a milkshake right about now.

[Kyndreth]

You get a milkshake, it spills all over your clothes.

I wish I had time to sleep.

[chobi]

you get time to sleep but there's are people snoring everywhere you go and try to sleep and they snore so load that you can't sleep at all :c

I wish I lived in the mountains.

[Kyndreth]

Geeh... You live in the mountains, because you got stranded there. You don't have much supplies, but you live there now. Good luck.

I wish I could teleport home.

[chobi]

You learn a teleportation skill, but the teleportation itself displaces your home in unknown to you location and you can never find it.

I wish I had unlimited number of wishes!

[Kyndreth]

You get an unlimited number of wishes and about 99.9% can't be granted.

I wish I could sleep in my bed right now.

[chobi]

You walk right next to your bed and you jump to land in it but the bed disappears and reappears a few meters to the side. No matter how much you try to go to your bed it always teleport a few meters away from you but if you run away it always stays in sight. (Are you all so tired that everything you can think about is sleep? ;c)

I wish those people before me could stop wishing to sleep and be awake with me!

[Kyndreth]

I am... less than 2 hours of sleep... I actually rearended someone today. I just couldn't keep my eyes open. And I was stuck in a merge ramp thing with no place or way to pull over. Plus I needed to go to work... soooo


People become very awake, but have nothing to say.

I wish I wasnt' sleepy.

[chobi]

Your wish is granted and you're not sleepy but you lose the satisfaction of rear ending people :?

I wish people could stay awake more and sleep less like me.

[Kyndreth]

Wish granted, everyone gets insomnia.

I wish... class could be over already.

[Kyndreth]

Wish granted, everyone gets insomnia.

I wish... class could be over already.

[chobi]

Class is over really quick and at the end of the class you're told that you need to stay for another class.

I wish I could travel fast to any location on earth.

[Kyndreth]

fuuuuu!

You can, but the location is random and timing potentially inconvenient!

I wish... I could drive home safely and then go do my project immediately.