So a man was out late drinking at a bar and on his way home he didn't want to get pulled over by the Police so he thought 'I don't need my car tomorrow anyway... I'll just take a bus home.' So he was on the bus and it was approaching a random breath test but the bus just got waved through and he thought 'Good thing i took this bus!' So he got home safely and went to sleep and when he woke up in the morning he looked outside his window and thought 'Damn... now what am i going to do with this bus?'
So a zookeeper finished work early and decided to go to a bar to celebrate but he took one of the zoo's giraffes with him. After a few drinks the zookeeper was a little drunk and decided to go home but the giraffe was passed out on the floor. The bar keeper was not happy with this and pointed at the giraffe "Hey! Don't leave this lyin' here." and the zookeeper replied "It's not a lion! It's a giraffe!"
NerdyAliCat rolled 3d6 and got a total of 10: 3, 5, 2