Will you push the button?

[murmurlade]

Contestant C..........
Well, alright!

*slowmotion scene of me hitting the button*
Donk.
*loses all my money*

Anyway. I consider "my" money to be the money in my bank account. At most, I lose $100...



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Anyway! Would you push the button if you could become the greatest chef that ever lived!
But! You can only eat bland, mediocre food (the cheapest kind possible) for the duration of your occupation?!

[npixelz]

no, I would not! I think my cooking is good enough, and I like eating tasty things!

Now, Contestant D, Would YOU Push The Button... If!... You would get a lifetime supply of your favourite dessert... BUT!... You Would Never Again... Get!... To Eat!... Your favourite dinner!?

What'll it be, Contestant D?

[murmurlade]

I've somehow become Contestant D once again!
Gosh darnit-- all these difficult choices...!!
PIXEL STOP MAKING ME THINK ABOUT FOOD THESE ARE HARD LIFE DECISIONS AS IT IS ALREADY
I... I WOULD HAVE TO SAY YES! BECAUSE! IT'S A LIFETIME SUPPLY-- I CAN SELL IT AND MAKE MONEY OFF IT!

For the pitiful gameshow contestant below me:
Push the button and all the people you love most will be rewarded- live long, happy, successful lives!
All the people you dislike even the tiniest bit will be subjected to their just desserts, exactly the opposite.
Push it? Or no?

[npixelz]

no, I don't think I should have that kind of power.

NOW! Contestant E! Would You Push The Button If! You would get to meet your favorite celebrity... But! A thing that they would have done that they are famous for doing, they now won't do one of those things, because they met you!
(example, if it's a singer, then one song they were going to sing, they now won't sing)

Not to be pushy, but what is your answer!?

[Lemon Cheesecake]

Ding! Ding! Ding! Yes! Because they could always come up with new and possibly better songs.

Would you push the button for door number One if you knew you could get a new car but it was the self driving and you could never drive it yourself or door number two, you could get all the games, movies, shows you wanted but never any internet again or door number three, you could go into space and visit different planets but you could never return to Earth again?

[npixelz]

probably number one, because I can't drive.

Now, Contestant E, are you ready? *Contestant E stares blankly* i'll take that as a yes!
Would You Push The Button If you could turn into any animal you want, but when you turn back, you would have features of that animal left on you! (example, if you turn into a cat you would have cat ears and a tail and whiskers, maybe even paws!)

Now, What! Will! You! Do!?

[Boris]

Yes.

Will you push the button if you could be in your favourite video game but unable to leave to the real world?

[Gingerale]

No, I don't have a favorite video game per se...however...

would you push the button if you could live in your favorite movie/show but never be able to live in the real world again?

[npixelz]

No, I'd miss all my friends and family, (that includes all of you guys, of course).

Now, I realize i said Contestant E twice, so let's go onto Contestant G! Would you, you good looking, kind person you, push the button... If... You could change just one thing about your physical self, but something else about your physical self gets changed for the worse?

Choose wisely, Contestant G, for if you do not...
Well, nothing bad's gonna happen, so I guess it doesn't matter. But still! Choose!

[murmurlade]

I'm back ladies and gentlemen as your ever-famed Contestant D, now G!
I don't think I could handle the consequences, I'll forgo the button!

Now, Contest H-- (happens to be my favourite alphabet)
Would you press the button?!

[Lemon Cheesecake]

Yes, if I could choose what gets changed for the better or worse but no if it was random. How about the next contestant?

Would you join Murmurlade's guild without knowing what the guild was? (I would!)

[npixelz]

I would if I knew what joining a guild would mean!
Now contestant I! Would you push the button if you could see one moment at a specific time of your choosing in the future, but! You would forget one memory of your past?
What's the answer, and why, contestant I.

[murmurlade]

Yup! My logic would be going by the fact that a memory is intrinsically linked to others-- there are very few important memories that are single and whole by themselves.

And I'd try to see how to get rich in the future (LOL)

Person below... would you push the button if you could save the world and its future inhabitant, but nuking almost half of the current population? If you don't push the button, everyone's doomed!

[npixelz]

Oh god, I have to do it! Not again! Why do I always have to be the one making these decisions. First on Golgresh, then Mukmar, then Faerhon, and countless others, now here!
Alright, I'll press it!

Contestant J! Would you push if you could meet the driving force of the universe, (whichever driving force or forces you believe in), but you would also come face to face with the opposite, (I.e devil, Hades, etc).

[Polaris]

Hmmm, as long as it's just meeting them and nothing else then yeah, sure! It'll be weird, but a possibly cool.mind-altering experience ahaha.

Would you push the button if you could be invulnerable to any pain or death (essentially immortal), but every time you pulled a cool stunt/dare or escaped death you HAD to scream "YOLO" right after?