Corrupt a Wish

[Kyndreth]

that comes with the territory doesn't it?

You get that bear that Diana has, but it considers Diana its master and tries to fight it's way back.

I wish I had less work.

[Ka Lai]

You are now unemployed. Congratulations!

I wish all delicious food was healthy.

[Dipper]

Your wish has been granted but now it's super hard to find said food in the shops and when it is found, it's super expensive, so you're stuck eating all the yucky non-delicious food.

I wish I had an ocarina of time.

[Ka Lai]

You have one, but it's broken. Also, it's used, and kinda gross and sticky. I don't know where it's been, but I wouldn't touch that.

I wish I had a more stylish wardrobe.

[Bassy]

granted, but you are unable to equip it.

I wish my stuff was unpacked

[mdom]

Granted! But it's all over the place.

I wish I had slept early yesterday.

[Bassy]

Granted, but you'll never wake up

I wish for a good summer

[mdom]

Granted! But Spring is horrible, and so is autumn.

I wish for tons of gifts!

[Of the Stars]

Granted! But all you get is coal.

I wish I felt better.

[Polaris]

Granted! Though only your toes feel better.

I wish I could rock climb!

[mdom]

Granted, but you can never go down

I wish I wasn't so sleepy

[Bassy]

granted, but you will always be busy and no time for bed

I wish I can be done with college

[NerdyAliCat]

Granted! But you didn't get anything out of it.

I wish my teacher would stop lecturing

[mdom]

Granted, but it's now a surprise test! Good luck!

I wish I wasn't so sleepy all the time

[Polaris]

Granted! But now you're an insomniac

I wish I could pause and rewind life.