Will you push the button?

[Kitalpha Hart]

It averages out, and since I tend to withdraw one of the lower amounts every time (ATMs here have presets from $5 to $200 and i tend to grab $20 90% of the time), and even then not often, well, I'll take it
Every other time I handle money I'm a cashier and at work

You see butterflies
They puke on you somehow

[Polaris]

Butterflies are pretty, but I'd rather they not puke on me... especially if it involves projectile vomiting

Would you push the button if you could stop and resume time whenever you want, but each time you pause time you lose a year from your life span? (e.g. I pause time for 30 min. to finish hw, I lose a year off my life span)

[okios]

Heck yeah! Pause once and live forever reading books. B]

Would you push the button if you could become a 2D character and meet other 2D characters, but have no will of your own?

[npixelz]

nah, I like controlling myself.

would you push the button if you could become immortal, and hard to kill, and your friends as well, and have none of the bad sideeffects of immortality, but you, and all those you wish to be immortal, have to kill at least one person each to get your immortality?

[TheBeeWitch]

Man, i don't know?
probably not, i feel like i would feel horrible > :^c

Would you push the button if you could excel in anything you love, except!
you would always have to pretend you didn't do the thing at all, you will never be recognized.

[Kitalpha Hart]

Nah

You press the button but nothing visible happens

Kekeke

[Lemon Cheesecake]

I'm often pressing buttons and nothing visible happens.

Would you stop pressing the button if pressing the button kept someone you didn't know alive but your hand got tired and badly bruised ?

[npixelz]

thas a toughy! it sorta depends on the person, and yet, even if it's a bad person, I wouldn't want to be responsible for someone elses death. it also depends on how long I have to press the button, like, if I would have to keep my hand on it for the rest of my/their life, then I would stop pressing it.

would you push it if it created a whole new world (cue Aladdin music), and have that world be perfect, yet doing so would also destroy the world we live in now?

[Lemon Cheesecake]

if everyone in this world became perfect in the other world then yes! Because that's kind of like my image that Heaven will be - a perfected world, perfected people. If I could do away with pain and suffering and hate, yes!

would you press the button if you could go back in time to change mistakes but in doing so it meant you gave up the relationships of people you know and love now, so that they may not even exist? (This is kind of like the theme on the new show Timeless)

[npixelz]

never. I don't care how many mistakes I've made, if it weren't for the people I have supporting me, if it weren't for the relationships I have now, I never would've made it this far. I wouldn't give them up for the world.

would you push it if you could meet all of your favorite characters from all of your favorite works of fiction, and be able to meet them any time, but any of those fictional works still going on would be cancelled immediately?

[Kitalpha Hart]

Considering most are still ongoing...Nah

Never deal with constipation ever again
It's always diarrhea. Always

[TheBeeWitch]

??? Like always? I mean I get serious aches regardless of constipation so,

Nah.

Would you push the button if you could buy any 5 pieces of technology regardless of price the catch is you can't buy anything else technology wise for the next 15 years~

[Kitalpha Hart]

Yup, always. Not even regular pooping anymore

That's about par for the course, and I'm generally getting used anyway...
So a custom build laptop, since I'd want portability
One of them fancy artist's iPads
A more regular iPad for all the other iPad stuff
A new iPod, likely a nano
And a new TV for the family since ours prolly is nearly 15 anyway and needs replacing

Previous thing but flipped
So instead of always diarrhea, always constipated

[npixelz]

NEVER.

would you push the button if you could get the love of your life to love you back, but it will cause them to hate someone else who they had a good relationship with before?

[Lemon Cheesecake]

Sadly, probably yes.

Would you take a high paying job if it meant moving to another country and away from family and friends?