Badvice (Bad Advice)

[npixelz]

Sleep during the day! That way you won't be sleepy because you're ALREADY asleep!

I want to be where the people are.

[Vivianne]

Kidnap said people!

I want to know why my stuffed giraffe won't eat.

[npixelz]

Take out all the stuffing and replace it with the stomach and intestines of an actual animal!

I want my computer to be fixed

[Vivianne]

Put a bandaid on it.

I want to stop hurting. :c

[npixelz]

Try turning your pain sensors off and on again.

I want to not have to work tonight.

[MissAutumn]

Simple, stop showing up. Don't even call in and soon you'll never have to go to work.

I wish I didn't have problems with sleep.

[Mouse]

Just never sleep, it will never be a problem!

I wish I had some sweets

[Vivianne]

steal a baby's candy. Super easy!

I wish this transcription made sense.

[npixelz]

Anything can make sense if you make everything else make no sense!

I want to be a super hero.

[NerdyAliCat]

Dedicate your entire life to training to be one!

I want to have more time to read

[npixelz]

Just don't take time to shower, eat, or sleep!

I want to be rich enough to never have to worry about money again.

[Uchuuko]

Rob a bank.

I want to physically manifest Merkabah from SMT 4. Real life is so cruel.

[murmurlade]

Omg I completely forgot that Persona is also SMT.
Um, you can draw a lil picture of it and place it in the middle of a summoning circle, then sacrifice a couple of your friends and see how it plays out!

I want to drink more water.

[npixelz]

Drown.

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna I wanna I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ah

[Mouse]

Alright, get in a car and zigzag on down the highway!

I wanna clean!