Transform this sentence!

[Polaris]

The swallowtail butterfly is a gentle creature, a beacon of elegance and grace as it flutters through the air and lands on a bed of daylilies in a flower field. This large family of butterflies inhabits nearly every continent on the planet, excluding Antarctica, and includes the largest butterfly in the world, the birdwing butterflies of the Ornithoptera genus.

Transform this sentence into: a popular influencer's instagram caption to advertise a sponsored product:

I received several dresses from Fashion Nova for free

[meowzipan]

Heeeey, guys, so I recently got a few dresses from FASHION NOVA for FREE and i look AMAZING! So I HAD to take some pics, check me out with the latest fashions of the season!! use code BunnyGirlXOXO for a 20% DISCOUNT on your next Fashion Nova purchase!!!

(i have no idea how an instagram influencer would word things, but i did my best!)

transform this sentence into a slogan for a new popular snack: You probably won't die.

[Polaris]

(That was perfect!! xD)

Introducing... Mom & Pop's mini-Devil's Food Chocolate Cakes! Give it a try, you probably won't die... from all the yummy, tasty, and chocolaty goodness!

Transform this sentence into the hero's monologue/response to the villain at the climax of a superhero movie (i.e. when he's gonna defeat the villain(s)):
You're a soggy pancake, and I'm a crispy waffle.

[npixelz]

Oh snap, I'mma have to do this one tomorrow since I need to sleep soon, but I see what you did there!

[npixelz]

Just post a little hello here again so I see it as an unread subscription so I can remember

[Polaris]

(oop hello!)

[npixelz]

Darn it all! I can't do it today either! I have 30 notifications! I'm sorry!

Try another hello please!

[Polaris]

(Extra hello!)

[npixelz]

Phil! My old nemesis! You have gone too far this time! You claim to love waffles yet you use them to gain control! You do not show them the love they deserve! You may think yourself a waffle, but I assure you, you are a pancake! You are a soggy pancake and I! Well I, am a crispy waffle! And I will take you down and stop your plan!

Transform THIS into a speech given by a king to his kingdom as they prepare for war; we have a mouse.

[mdom]

My dear kingdom... it is of utmost importance what I have to say right now! We have acquired something that could change the direction of the battle we're about to enter against the kingdom of rotten meat.


Transform this into something heartfelt: I ordered chicken nuggets and fries

[npixelz]

Today, something beautiful happened. I went to McDonald's like I usually do, and I cannot express how moving the experience was. I ordered chicken nuggets and fries, and they were so divine! Just the right combination of crispy and tender, and the fries were salted perfectly! It changed me, and the way I think of the world! Who knew the land we live in could have such precious amazing things!?

Transform THIS into an amazing battle strategy; so basically we all jump at them and say Bwah!

(Also ty for reviving this thread. It's not had the best of luck, probably because it requires more thinking, but it's still one of my babies, so I want to see it do well).