Tea, for some strange reason, coffee makes me sleepy.
wyr.... never eat your favorite meal ever again but can eat anything else or always eat your most hated meal without any other choice, you can eat only that.
Would you rather live without internet for a year on all devices, or would you have internet, but you could never do what you wanted to on it (FB, IMing, games, etc.)?
No internet for a year. I can go back on in a year to do whatever, and I can actually be productive, not procrastinate, and avoid getting into arguments like I apparently tend to do unintentionally.
Wyr...never be able to speak again or always have to say everything that is on your mind?
Teleportation for sure! I assume by ability, you mean like super power. We already have planes (and flying is kinda meh to me) I'd rather be able to be where I want, when I want! Imagine, you want to pop home for lunch, but wouldn't have time because of traffic/whatever? Teleportation!
Would you rather... Be able to have as many icecream scoops as you want, but always drop half of them, or never be able to have icecream again?
Eat everything else. As much as I love sweet stuff, I can't live without pizza. Ever.
Would you rather... Be super awesome but have shitty friends and no one else approaches you because of that, or be super lame and have the best friends in the world?