PUN-tastic word play!

[Lemon Cheesecake]

Yes Galled, they are berry punny... it's late so I am going to "make like a tree and leaf" you to think up some new puns for tomorrow

[Maro]

howl is everyberry doing on this sonny day? Purrsonally I ham knot sure as to my feelings on this day just yet.

[Lemon Cheesecake]

I don't know about everybunny else but I'm purrfectly happy having a day off

[Maro]

daze off are always a hoot n a half to me to be completely honest~

[Diana]

Recently I was helping cook at a barbecue last weekend, and my friend who was in charge of putting spices on the tritp accidentally uncapped the wrong part of the paprika shaker and dumped a ton of it on the meat.
He made a pun, I forget what it was... I think something along the lines of if you ate it, you'd end up going to meat your maker.
In reply I told him it seemed like a pretty big mis-steak!

I'm still laughing at it. haha.

[MonkeyGirl18]

I don't know if you guys will get the joke, but I'm doing it anyway.

I would try to make a Zelda joke but I don't want to tri and force it. *ba dum tsss* Such a lame zelda pun. I didn't even make it up. People post that on Facebook all the time.

[Lemon Cheesecake]

As forest I know, you're not lion

[MonkeyGirl18]

Order you?

[Lemon Cheesecake]

Owl just say you're quite a hoot

[MonkeyGirl18]

I was hopping you'd sea what eye was trying to say.

[Lemon Cheesecake]

eye don't sea so well without sea glasses

[MonkeyGirl18]

Maybe I can come up with a better pun on an otter day.

[Lemon Cheesecake]

You otter try!

[Lemon Cheesecake]

I'd like to help you but I seam to be all tied up!

[Lemon Cheesecake]

A friend sent me some puns - I'm not sure where she got them but I figured if I'm not claiming I wrote them then it is ok to post. I'll do a few each time as she gave me a long list - enjoy....

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.