Corrupt a Wish

[mdom]

Granted, but everytime you rewind you lose actual time of your life.

I wish my body wasn't sore.

[npixelz]

Granted, but now you can't fell pain and don't realize when you've been injured.

I wish more people were posting.

[Mousy]

Granted, but they are all posting in an alien language you can't understand and you aren't able to converse with them.


I wish that Coca-Cola was actually good for you.

[Gingerale]

granted, but if you stopped drinking it you would get very sick.

I wish I could find climb the Alps.

[npixelz]

(Nuuuuu!)
Granted, but now you must live at the very top and can only climb down on Sunday's, and get forced back up at the end of every Sunday.

I wish I could turn into a cat and back at will.

[Mousy]

Granted, but it's at everyone else's will.



I wish I never had to wash my hair again.

[npixelz]

(Oh, good one! I wasn't expecting that!)

Granted, but now the rest of you gets four times as dirty on a regular basis.

I wish I could bring fictional characters out of their worlds and into the real world.

[mdom]

Granted, but you can't make them come back so the world's a mess!!

I wish my calves didn't hurt.

[npixelz]

Granted, but now your arms hurt.

I wish I could just wish away my feelings! (Quote from a movie, can anyone guess which)?

[Polaris]

Granted, but instead of emotional feelings it's your physical sensation (i.e. your entire body is just numb).

I wish I had a billion dollars!

[peachomega]

Granted, but it's marked by the police as having been stolen and using it would raise suspicion.

I wish my nail polish wouldn't chip.

[Polaris]

Granted, but now it'll never come off and you're stuck with that color forever

I wish I could visit all the places I want to travel to

[mdom]

Granted, but you have only 15 minutes in each place

I wish I'd never have to leave the house

[Polaris]

Granted, but now there's absolutely nothing you can do in your house to keep you entertained.

I wish I could be the best chef in the world

[mdom]

Granted! But you're always stressed.

I wish my dad would use his hearing aids